Thursday, July 3, 2008

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

It went something like this:

Oldest: "Why are you only wearing your underwear?"
QM: "I was hot so I took my pants off."
Oldest: "Oh."
Middle: "Mom, I see your underwear," giggling.

A little while later:

QM: "Do you like my look?"
KD: Snickering, "It's better than the wet look."

My mind began to race, with thoughts such as these, "How could he see, I didn't think it was noticeable, OMG, if he could see then what about the people at the store!"

I looked at KD and said, "You could tell?"
KD: "Tell what?"
QM: "That I wet my pants?"
KD: "Um, no, I was referring to your pants that were wet because of the hose you were spraying while gardening."
QM: "Oh, yeah right. I wet my pants at Old Navy, not full on, so I thought that is what you meant."
KD: "Stop it, you are turning me on."

Strike two
It happened again. Last night. I was getting the kids their drinks. I couldn't stop it. My pants and underwear are still on the floor in the bathroom to prove it.

8 comments:

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I wish I could say that I have never ever done the same thing, but that would make me a liar. ;-)

Lindsay said...

Yikes, I feel so embarrassed for you! At least it wasn't obvious to everyone.

scargosun said...

Time to see the doc. If you weren't laughing or anything, it might be an infection. Sometimes they start out that way. Hope you are ok.

tiff said...

LOL @ KDs comment.

Been there, got the wet undies to prove it.

lisaschaos said...

It's not uncommon. :) Oops.

Karen said...

The classic weak bladder. I cannot run, jump, laugh or sneeze without running risk of wet pants. The kids find it highly amusing. My daughter lives in mortal fear because I've told her it's hereditary.

Misty said...

oh girlhood... Been there.

KathyLikesPink said...

Welcome to the POISE and DEPENDS years!

Wish I could say it had never happened to me. But I'd be lying.