Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Silver Lining?

I am working from home today. Once Oldest gets on the bus, I bring the boys to our baby sitter's. Today, after I dropped them off, I ran to the grocery store to get milk, light bulbs and the like. Upon returning home as I was getting the groceries out of the car and, and, and...

I SHAT MY PANTS!!

Full on, shat my pants.

I spent the last 20 minutes taking a shower, rinsing out the shower, rinsing my clothes out, putting my clothes in the washer and hosing down the driveway.

The silver lining? At least it was in my driveway!

p.s. if none of you comment, I will feel very self conscious that I shared my plight. Clearly my sphincter ain't what it used to be!

8 comments:

Mrs Parks said...

Since I'm first, I get to say it!
Shat happens.

scargosun said...

Men do it too. My DH has a group of friends that are part of a secret club. Good excuse for new clothes. :)

Misty said...

you poor thing. I've been so sick this past week, this could easily have been me...

Happy Valley Mom said...

Been there done that!

Lindsay said...

I wish I had words of consolation, but (insert random poop joke here). I'm so sorry that happened!

My dad had it happen to him in a fancy restaurant with his parents. My mom was wondering where he had gone, because he'd been away from the table for quite awhile. Yeah, he was in the bathroom cleaning himself and throwing away the evidence. I'd give him a hard time, but his eyes get really big when he's mad, and I don't want to wish bad karma on myself.

love my brood. said...

i can admit it has happened to me ... ya know what else i hate , when you sneeze and peep your pants.

KathyLikesPink said...

ahem...(raising hand)...been there, done that, threw the underwear away...

Muffy Willowbrook said...

That happened to me once after a race. I couldn't get home fast enough. And obviously - I didn't.