I am working from home today. Once Oldest gets on the bus, I bring the boys to our baby sitter's. Today, after I dropped them off, I ran to the grocery store to get milk, light bulbs and the like. Upon returning home as I was getting the groceries out of the car and, and, and...
I SHAT MY PANTS!!
Full on, shat my pants.
I spent the last 20 minutes taking a shower, rinsing out the shower, rinsing my clothes out, putting my clothes in the washer and hosing down the driveway.
The silver lining? At least it was in my driveway!
p.s. if none of you comment, I will feel very self conscious that I shared my plight. Clearly my sphincter ain't what it used to be!